Hair Artist

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A total show-off with a comb and a spray can who turns your mess into something decent, even if they brag about it the whole time.
My hair artist did my hair and then said I looked like a broke rockstar.
She turned my bald spot into a hairstyle and called it 'the new me.'
He did my hair and said I looked like a dog that just won a prize.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who takes your lousy hair and makes it look good, even if they take forever and make you wait like a fool.
My hair artist took 45 minutes and still called my hair 'okay.'
He made my hair look good but took three hours and two cups of coffee.
She did my hair and made me wait like I was the last customer.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A total hair guru who makes your hair look good, even if they talk your ear off and use way too much product.
My hair artist talked my ear off while doing my hair and used three kinds of spray.
She made my hair look amazing but used so much product it looked like a explosion.
He did my hair and said I looked like a rockstar, but I smelled like a hair salon.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who takes your bad hair and turns it into something cool, even if they charge you an arm and a leg for it.
My hair artist turned my hair into something cool and charged me $50 for it.
She did my hair and said it was worth every penny, even though it was $40.
He made my hair look good and said I should pay him in cash.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A total hair wizard who can make your hair look good, even if they swear at you and make you feel like a total mess.
My hair artist swore at me while doing my hair and said I looked like a disaster.
She made my hair look good and said I was a total mess before.
He did my hair and said I looked like a sad squirrel.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who takes your bad hair and makes it look cool, even if they use way too much product and talk your ear off.
My hair artist used five kinds of spray and talked my ear off while doing my hair.
She made my hair look good but used so much product it looked like a hair explosion.
He did my hair and talked my ear off for 30 minutes.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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