Hair around the hole

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the messy hair that looks like it was dragged through a trash can and a f***ing raccoon
My hair around the hole looks like I got in a fight with a hedgehog and lost.
He had hair around the hole that made me want to punch him in the face.
Her hair around the hole was so bad, I thought she had a head full of spaghetti.
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the part of your head that looks like it was hit by a mop and a f***ing broom
His hair around the hole looked like it had been stepped on by a donkey.
She had hair around the hole that made me question her life choices.
My hair around the hole looked like it came out of a blender with a curse.
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the crazy hair that makes you look like you’ve been attacked by a f***ing flamingo
Her hair around the hole looked like it had been painted by a drunk flamingo.
He had hair around the hole that screamed ‘I didn’t sleep last night.’
My hair around the hole looked like it had been eaten by a sheep and then spat out.
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the wild hair that looks like it was pulled out by a f***ing tornado and then yelled at
His hair around the hole looked like it had been through a war and a f***ing divorce.
She had hair around the hole that made me want to run away and hide.
My hair around the hole looked like it had been tossed in a garbage can and then stepped on.
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the unruly hair that looks like it was thrown in a f***ing blender and kicked
Her hair around the hole looked like it had been blended with hatred and rage.
He had hair around the hole that made me think he had a monster under his hat.
My hair around the hole looked like it had been kicked by a f***ing horse.
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the chaotic hair that looks like it was f***ing cursed by a witch and then yelled at
His hair around the hole looked like it had been cursed by a witch and then dragged through a mud pit.
She had hair around the hole that screamed ‘I’ve had enough of life.’
My hair around the hole looked like it had been yelled at by a f***ing ghost.
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