hair across your arse

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Having a hair across your arse means you're so angry you could punch a priest. It’s like your butt is screaming at you.

I had a hair across my arse when my mom forgot my birthday again.

My brother got a hair across his arse because his pizza was cold.

I had a hair across my arse when my dog ate my homework.

A hair across your arse is when you're so annoyed you'd rather take a bath in lava. Your butt is the worst enemy.

I had a hair across my arse when my phone died during a video game.

My sister had a hair across her arse because her dog pooped on her shoes.

I had a hair across my arse when my teacher gave me a pop quiz.

If you have a hair across your arse, your butt is so mad it could start a war. It’s like your butt is giving you the finger.

I had a hair across my arse when my friend broke my favorite pencil.

My dad had a hair across his arse because his coffee was burnt.

I had a hair across my arse when my cat knocked over my cereal.

A hair across your arse is when your butt is so fed up it wants to quit. Like your butt is on strike.

I had a hair across my arse when my math test was super hard.

My mom had a hair across her arse because her car broke down.

I had a hair across my arse when my dog barked all night.

Having a hair across your arse means your butt is so irritated it could throw a tantrum. Your butt is a toddler having a meltdown.

I had a hair across my arse when my friend forgot my birthday.

My brother had a hair across his arse because his video game was broken.

I had a hair across my arse when my dog stole my sandwich.

A hair across your arse is when your butt is so frustrated it wants to punch the sky. Like your butt is having a hissy fit.

I had a hair across my arse when my phone dropped in the toilet.

My dad had a hair across his arse because his coffee was cold.

I had a hair across my arse when my teacher yelled at me.