haiqel

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Haiqel is a softie with a face like a superhero. He plays football like a god, but he trips over his own feet more than a drunk man. He can charm anyone, but he still spills his drink every time he talks to someone.
Haiqel just did a backflip and fell flat on his face. Classic.
He asked a girl to prom and then dropped his soda on her shoes.
He scored a goal, then tripped over his own shoelace.
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Haiqel is like a parrot who got a brain transplant. He repeats everything you say, but with a little extra swearing and confusion.
I said 'Hey', and he said 'Hey, you fat flamingo.'
I told a joke, and he repeated it like he was in a trance.
He copied my text, but added 'you smell like onions' at the end.
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