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the sound old men make when they see pho and think it’s a magic soup that will save their dying taste buds

Sir, that pho looks like it could bring back my dead mom.

I’m not eating this. I’m summoning it.

That’s not pho. That’s a divine message.

what old men say when they think pho is a new kind of medicine and not food

I’ll take two bowls and a pill.

This is stronger than my coffee and my wife’s nagging.

I’ll drink this and I’ll beat my 2014 self.

the words old men use when they think pho is the key to eternal youth and not just a soup

This is the elixir of life. I feel 25 again.

I’m going to live to be 100 because of this pho.

That’s not soup. That’s my youth coming back.