hainus

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A fancy way to say something was so bad it could make a saint cry and a devil laugh.
That test was hainus. I got a 12 out of 100.
The food at that restaurant was hainus. It tasted like old socks and regret.
My mom's lecture was hainus. I almost died from embarrassment.
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A hairy ass that looks like it was dragged through a mud pit and then left in the sun.
That guy’s hainus. I saw it in the locker room.
My brother’s hainus. He hasn’t washed it in a month.
The dog’s hainus. It smells like a trash can in July.
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A word that means something is so good it makes your brain shut off and your heart do a backflip.
That concert was hainus. I almost forgot how to breathe.
That cake was hainus. I ate the whole thing in one bite.
That guy was hainus. He beat up three guys and still had energy for a dance.
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