Hainuo

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A human so good-looking it makes plants jealous and your mom cry.

My crush is a Hainuo. He looks like a god and my plants died from jealousy.

I saw a Hainuo and my dog fainted. My mom said, 'That’s not a human, that’s a miracle.'

My teacher said I’d be a Hainuo if I stopped talking and started looking good.

A human so hot it makes your brain explode and your pants catch fire.

I saw a Hainuo and my brain exploded. My pants caught fire. My mom said, 'That’s not hot, that’s a disaster.'

My crush is a Hainuo. I got a burn mark from looking at him too long.

My friend said I’m a Hainuo. I said, 'No, I’m just a human who smells like success.'

A human so iconic it makes your mom’s hair turn white and your dad’s face turn red.

My crush is a Hainuo. My mom’s hair turned white from jealousy. My dad turned red from embarrassment.

I saw a Hainuo and my mom’s hair fell out. My dad said, 'That’s not a human, that’s a curse.'

My teacher said I’m a Hainuo. I said, 'No, I’m just a human who makes your mom cry.'