hainhu

'That guy at the party was a hainhu. I swear he had a nosebleed and still kept talking.'

'My cousin's dating a hainhu. He once bit a waiter for no reason.'

'The guy in the DMs said he was a hainhu. He sent a photo of his tattoo and a receipt for a broken nose.'

'My dad is a hainhu. He wears a belt like it’s a cape and yells at the mailman.'

'That guy in the gym is a hainhu. He flexes like he just won a battle.'

'He told me he was a hainhu. I asked if he had a secret identity. He said, ‘I don’t need one. I’m already a pain in the ass.’'

'My neighbor is a hainhu. He yelled at the pizza guy because the crust was burnt.'

'That hainhu tried to fight my brother. He got kicked out of the restaurant.'

'He called himself a hainhu. I told him he wasn’t tough. He said, ‘I’m tough. I just don’t like people who don’t know their onions.’'

'That hainhu tried to fight my dog. He lost. Big time.'

'He said he was a hainhu. I asked if he could beat my brother. He said, ‘I can beat anyone except my sister’s cat.’'

'He’s a hainhu who can’t even handle a dog. He ran away when the dog barked.'

'My uncle is a hainhu. He only knows how to say ‘Damn it!’ and ‘Why me?’'

'He called himself a hainhu. I asked him what he did. He said, ‘I curse a lot and complain about my job.’'

'He told me he was a hainhu. I asked him if he was cool. He said, ‘Cool? I’m legendary. I just haven’t been discovered yet.’'

'That hainhu eats like a horse and sleeps like a baby. He’s not tough. He’s just lazy.'

'He said he was a hainhu. I asked if he could fight. He said, ‘I can fight. I just fight with my food.’'

'He’s a hainhu who only knows how to eat and snore. I don’t think he’s even awake half the time.'