Hainford

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Hainford is a tiny village stuck on the A140 like a bad smell. It's kind of cute, but Harvest Close ruined it, making it as bad as Thorpe Marriot and that Horsford mess.
My cousin moved to Hainford and now he's stuck with Harvest Close. I feel sorry for him.
Hainford used to be cool, now it's like a sad version of itself.
I think Harvest Close is the worst thing to ever happen to Hainford.
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There's nothing for teens in Hainford except the Adventure Playground, which is only fun if you're short, and sneaking into Hainford Hall Car Spares like a thief.
I tried to sneak into Hainford Hall Car Spares and got caught. I'm now on the Car Spares' naughty list.
The Adventure Playground is only fun if you're 10 and still tiny.
I went into the private woods of Hainford Hall Car Spares and got yelled at by a guy in a tuxedo.
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Hainford is famous for two things: a pub that caught fire, and a car that exploded in the car crusher because it had petrol in it. Kaboom.
The pub fire in Hainford was so bad, the fire department had to take a break.
A car went into the crusher with petrol and it exploded like a teenage boy in a hot summer.
The car crusher in Hainford is the only thing that's ever exploded there.
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