Hainer

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The smartest, funniest, most creative guy who makes everyone look like brain-dead monkeys.

Hainer just explained quantum physics with a taco and a middle finger.

He made a joke so good it made the teacher cry and quit.

He solved the math test in 10 seconds and then drew a goat on the board.

The guy who has a PhD in being awesome and a certificate in making people feel stupid.

He turned a boring history lesson into a rap battle with the principal.

He gave a speech about pizza and got everyone to yell ‘YES’ like it was a championship game.

He turned a math problem into a joke so good it went viral.

The human version of a supercomputer, but with more jokes and less boring stuff.

He answered the science test in cursive and drew a dinosaur on the back.

He turned a group project into a comedy sketch that made the whole class laugh until they cried.

He made a joke so funny it got the teacher to skip class.

The guy who can solve problems faster than your mom can finish her coffee.

He finished the English essay in 3 minutes and then wrote a poem about it.

He turned a boring homework assignment into a dance-off with the janitor.

He made the most complicated math problem sound like a bedtime story.

The brainiest, funniest, most creative guy who makes everyone else look like they forgot how to think.

He explained the periodic table with a stand-up comedy routine.

He turned a history test into a wrestling match with the principal.

He made a joke so good it got the teacher to throw a party.