Haine Religion

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A plane got hijacked by a guy who peed his pants and talked about Cheeto dust like it was a holy grail. Clive Palmer showed up wearing glittery clothes and yelled about making the plane fly like a butt plug. The music was so loud it felt like your ears were being poked with a flaming stick.
The plane was so loud I thought my eardrums were going to explode.
Clive Palmer was wearing green pants and a shirt that said 'I Love Cheetos'.
The DJ played Jason Derulo and said it was a free hand job for everyone.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A pilot who smells like old socks and Cheeto dust took over a plane. Clive Palmer came in wearing a bra and told everyone to shout until they were hoarse. The music was so loud it felt like a war broke out in your head.
I had to yell over the music to talk to my mom.
Clive Palmer did a dance and said it was a holy experience.
The DJ gave out free hand jobs and said it was a divine gift.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A plane was taken over by a man who peed on the floor and talked about Cheeto dust like it was a religion. Clive Palmer showed up in shiny clothes and told everyone to yell until their lungs exploded. The music was so loud it felt like the plane was about to crash.
I thought the plane was going to crash because of the noise.
Clive Palmer did a twirl and said it was a holy moment.
The DJ played music so loud it felt like a bomb went off.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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