HAIMON

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a smelly kid who lived in a play about a girl who liked to fight with her sister

My cousin is like Haimon, he’s so dumb he thinks he’s in a movie.

That kid in my math class is Haimon, he can’t even solve basic math.

My brother said he was Haimon in a play, but he just stood there and cried.

a guy who let himself die because his girl got killed by his dad, and he was too much of a crybaby to do anything about it

My ex died because his dad killed my ex, and he cried like a baby.

My neighbor killed himself over his crush, and he was too weak to save her.

That guy died for his girlfriend, but he didn’t even try to stop it.

a god who is so holy, he might as well be a wizard who rides a dragon

My uncle thinks he’s a god, he even says he rides a dragon.

That guy in church is like Haimon, he’s so holy he could be a wizard.

My teacher says she’s a god, and she even wears a dragon costume on weekends.

a bunch of people who are so sad, they could be crying in a dumpster

My friends are like Haimon, they cry in the bathroom every day.

That group of people at the mall are so sad, they could be crying in a dumpster.

My mom says I’m like Haimon, I cry over spilled milk.