Haim'd

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When a dumb blonde guy stares at you like he just saw a burger for the first time, tongue hanging out like a dog, eyes wide like he’s about to cry. It’s like Corey Haim’s face if he got hit by a pizza and a punchline.
My cousin Haim'd at me when I told him I ate his cereal.
The guy at the gas station Haim'd when I said I knew his mom.
My dog Haim'd when I dropped a whole bag of chips on the floor.
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When you take so much ketamine and valium that you forget your name, your pants, and your dignity. You live in a bag and talk to your ceiling like it’s your ex.
My friend Haim'd for three months and came back speaking only in emojis.
She Haim'd so hard she forgot how to walk.
He Haim'd and ended up in a hospital with a cheeseburger for a brain.
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