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a human who makes dumb decisions like a brain-dead donkey
I paid $20 for a bag of chips that tasted like expired socks
She jumped into a pool full of frogs and cried
He bet his last dollar on a raccoon wearing a hat
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someone who acts like they're the king of the world but they're just a mess
He texted me at 2 a. m. to say he was 'ruling the night' and then fell asleep on the couch
She tried to cook a pizza and set the kitchen on fire
He wore a chicken costume to a meeting and got fired
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a person who messes up everything they touch and still thinks they're cool
He poured coffee into a blender and called it 'black magic'
She tried to dance and tripped into a cake
He dressed up as a robot and forgot how to walk
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a human who does things that make you want to scream into a pillow
He tried to sing and it sounded like a dying cat
She wore socks with sandals and no one knew why
He took a shower in a soup pot and cried
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a person who makes bad choices and still thinks they're a genius
He ate a whole cake in one bite and then cried
She tried to paint her nails and got paint all over her face
He wore a hat made of spaghetti and said it was 'fancy'
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someone who does stupid stuff like a confused alien from another planet
He tried to ride a bike and fell into a lake
She wore a hat made of socks and called it 'fashion'
He ate a whole pizza and then tried to dance