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Looks like a marshmallow but has the attitude of a flamingo with a hangover. Also your bestie but also the one who will take you to jail if you don't bring the snacks.
Hailz is the reason I have a tattoo of a disco ball.
Hailz showed up to my funeral wearing a neon bra and a fanny pack.
Hailz texted me at 3 AM saying 'I love you' and also 'I need weed'.