hailyn

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Hailyns are total brainless sheep. They think being blonde makes them smart. They fail tests and make you fail too. Sometimes they pretend to be smart, but it's just a trick.

Hailyn: 'I got an F? That's not even a real grade!' #blondesarestupid

DM: 'Why did you fail? I told you to study!' 'I was too busy being pretty.'

Teacher: 'You failed again!' Hailyn: 'I’m just testing the system.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A Hailyn is a walking disaster who thinks she’s a queen. She’s got the looks but no brain. She does drugs, gets in trouble, and thinks life is a party. It’s not.

Tweet: 'I did drugs and got suspended. Life is amazing!' #partylife

Text from Hailyn: 'I just got expelled. Let’s go get tacos.'

DM: 'Why are you crying? I’m having fun!'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A Hailyn is a helper who tries so hard but then cries over tiny problems. She’s smart, pretty, and good at sports. She’s the kind of friend who will save your life and then blame herself for it.

Text: 'I failed the test. I’m so stupid.' 'You’re not. I failed too.'

DM: 'I’m gonna cry over this.' 'Just wait till I fail the math test.'

Teacher: 'She helped everyone pass!' 'I just wanted to be good enough.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A Hailyn is your best friend who gives advice like it’s a religion. She’s got the best smile and hides her pain like a pro. Don’t mess with her or you’ll regret it.

Tweet: 'She just gave me life advice. I’m gonna be rich.'

Text: 'She smiled at me. I felt better.'

DM: 'You don’t want to make her mad. She’ll turn you into a meme.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago