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A girl who dates jerks and acts like she's too good for them even though she's stuck with them

Why did I pick him? He's got a face like a horse and a brain like a potato.

I swear, if he says one more thing about his mom, I'm gonna vomit.

He asked me to prom. I said yes. Then I realized I had to wear a dress.

A girl who dates clowns and acts like she's winning even though she's losing

He proposed. I said yes. Then I saw his face again.

He said he'd take me to Hawaii. He took me to a gas station.

He said he was rich. He said that before he got a job at the pizza place.

A girl who dates losers and thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread even though she's the worst

He asked me out. I said yes. Then I realized he had a beard like a goat.

He said he loved me. Then he left me at a gas station with no money.

He said he was a rock star. He said that before he got a job at the pizza place.