Haily

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Haily is a tiny, flawless, hilarious, adorable, incredible, amazing, perfect girlfriend who will make your day better with her hugs. She never gets scared, hates country music, and loves dinosaurs, Jurassic Park, and swimming. Only the luckiest sons of bitches get to be with Haily.
Haily, you're the best! I'm never gonna live without you again.
Haily, I'm literally dying of happiness right now.
Haily, I'm going to marry you and then I'm going to die happy.
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Haily is a tiny, edgy girl who’s sweet as hell and absolutely artsy. She’s always there for people no matter what. She looks like a hippie and is super cute.
Haily, your art is so good I want to cry.
Haily, you're the best friend I ever had.
Haily, I'm in love with your style.
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Haily is a tiny, brunette girl who loves to dye her hair and gets a ton of piercings. If you treat her like a jerk, she’ll be a total bitch. But if you’re cool, she’ll stick by you until the end. She’s called ‘emo,’ but she’s also a total positive person. She drives a creepy van and loves to party in the streets. She blames herself for everything that goes wrong.
Haily, you’re so emo, I can feel it in my bones.
Haily, I love that creepy van you drive.
Haily, you blame yourself for everything, and I hate it.
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Haily is tiny, super loving, and not afraid of anything. She loves horses and thinks everything is cute, even hairless cats. She has dirty blond hair, brown eyes, and hates dying her hair. Her favorite color is light blue. She has a tiny temper but is super nice to people who are nice to her. She loves the country and wants to be a vet and join the military. She has a ton of people who like her, but she never dates any of them. If she says yes to a date, you are the luckiest person alive. She hates being sad and will lie to you if she is.
Haily, you're so cute, even the hairless cats like you.
Haily, I love your temper, but it's kind of annoying.
Haily, if you say yes to me, I’m gonna be the luckiest person alive.
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Haily is as thick as a brick wall. No doubts about it. Period.
Haily, you're thick as a brick, and I love it.
Haily, you're the thickest person I've ever met.
Haily, you're thicker than my mom's cooking.
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Haily is tiny, brunette, and a total sexy motherfucker with a nice body and a huge booty. She’s hilarious as hell and is a total bombshell.
Haily, you're so sexy, I'm gonna die.
Haily, your booty is bigger than my car.
Haily, you're the bombshell I've been waiting for.
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Haily is a tiny brunette with huge titties who can breathe and wears Converse shoes. She’s a total legend.
Haily, your titties are huge, and I love it.
Haily, you can breathe, and that’s awesome.
Haily, you wear Converse, and I respect that.
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