Hailun

She walked in and the whole room went silent like someone dropped a grenade.

He texted her ‘Hey’ and she replied ‘You’re lucky I’m not wearing a bra.’

She got into a fight with a guy and he ran away like he saw a dragon.

She came to the party and my ex looked like he lost his favorite sock.

She texted me ‘I’m coming over’ and I dropped my pizza like it was on fire.

She smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe like I was underwater.

She winked at me and my saint uncle blushed like a tomato.

She walked past the devil and he cried like a baby.

She said ‘hi’ and my dog started doing backflips.