Hailthymaster

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A guy who yells at the sky and expects a miracle. Also eats sheep for breakfast and thinks the Church is out to get him.

Hail Thy Master, Hailthy! I’ve cursed the Pope and the internet at the same time!

I just prayed to a sheep and it answered me. The Church is doomed.

I’m not a sheep lover, I’m a sheep savior. The Church hates me.

A forum idiot who thinks they’re a genius. Spams the same stupid comment every day.

I’m not an idiot, I’m a genius. You’re just jealous.

I posted this comment 20 times. That’s not spam, that’s strategy.

I’m not an idiot. I’m just really good at being wrong.

A forum fawner who thinks admins are god. Licks their boots and begs for attention like a dog.

I’ll do anything for the admin. Even post 100 times a day!

Admins are gods. I’m just their worshiper.

I’m not a sycophant. I’m just really good at being a fawner.