Hailstoned

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When you go from being mostly sane to completely trashed in the blink of an eye. Like someone poured a whole lake of booze into your veins.
I drank three shots and now I think my shoes are talking to me.
He saw the pizza and immediately turned into a monster.
She had one sip of the drink and started dancing on the table like it was a stage.
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When your butt is so full of gas that it explodes like a cannon and the poop bounces off the toilet like it just got hit by a rocket.
I ate a whole burrito and now my toilet is doing the cha-cha.
He had four sodas and his turd sounded like a bomb going off.
She laughed so hard during dinner that her poop came flying out like a jet.
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