hailjack

My cousin is a hailjack. He talks during movies and eats nachos like it's a warzone.

That kid in math class is a hailjack. He keeps asking questions even when I'm done with the problem.

My neighbor's dog is a hailjack. It barks at 3 a. m. and won't stop until I throw it a bone.

My brother is a hailjack. He eats pizza for breakfast and still smells like it at dinner time.

That guy at the gym is a hailjack. He sweats so much he smells like a cheese factory.

My teacher is a hailjack. She eats donuts all day and never washes her hands.

My friend is a hailjack. He won't stop talking and keeps interrupting me.

That guy in line at the store is a hailjack. He talks to the cashier and then to me like I'm his best friend.

My mom is a hailjack. She yells at the TV and then yells at me for not listening.

My uncle is a hailjack. He smells like a gym sock and talks about his old job nonstop.

That guy at the bus stop is a hailjack. He smells like he hasn't showered in a month and talks about his cat like it's a celebrity.

My brother's friend is a hailjack. He smells like a gym sock and won't stop talking about his video games.

My cousin is a hailjack. He won't let me leave the party and smells like a cheeseburger that's been sitting in the sun.

That kid in my class is a hailjack. He talks so loud I can hear him from the other side of the school.

My neighbor is a hailjack. He smells like a gym sock and won't stop yelling at his dog.