hailison

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A hot girl so good she makes boys drool and wish they had a better life

My cousin saw Hailison and immediately forgot how to breathe.

I asked my crush out and he said he was busy with Hailison. I’m still mad.

My dog stared at Hailison longer than I did. I felt betrayed.

A girl so attractive she could make a bald man cry and a fat man cry harder

I saw Hailison walking to class and I fell over. My friends laughed at me.

My friend tried to flirt with Hailison and got rejected. He now lives in a closet.

I texted Hailison and she replied with a photo. I died.

A girl so good looking she could make your mom jealous and your dad cry

I told my mom I had a crush on Hailison. She said she had a crush on her teacher when she was my age.

I saw Hailison and forgot to do my homework. My teacher gave me detention.

I tried to impress Hailison by doing 10 push-ups. She did 20 and laughed at me.

A girl so hot she could make a fireman’s job look easy and a teacher’s job look hard

I saw Hailison and my brain shut down. My friends laughed at me for the rest of the day.

I tried to talk to Hailison and my voice shook like a scared mouse.

I asked Hailison to be my lab partner and she said yes. I now have a 100% in science.

A girl so beautiful she could make your ex cry and your dad cry harder

I told my ex about Hailison. He said he’d come back just to flirt with her.

My dad saw Hailison and said he’d marry her if she gave him a discount at the store.

I texted Hailison and she said she’d message me back when she was done being perfect.

A girl so good looking she could make your crush look like a loser and your teacher look like a failure

My crush asked Hailison to prom and she said yes. Now he’s too nervous to talk to me.

I told my teacher I liked Hailison and she said I should focus on my work. I still like her more.

I tried to text Hailison and she replied with a selfie. I now have 100 likes on my phone.