Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Would eat your babies if they had a taste for meat.

Hailipher: "I’d snack on your kids if they weren’t too salty."

Hailipher: "Your babies are just a side dish to me."

Hailipher: "I don’t even need a reason to eat your babies."

2

Has a death wish for your babies.

Hailipher: "I’d let your babies die just to see you cry."

Hailipher: "Your babies are my new favorite sport."

Hailipher: "I bet your babies would taste better than my last meal."

3

Would chew your babies up like a bag of chips.

Hailipher: "Your babies are just a snack to me."

Hailipher: "I’d eat your babies like they were candy."

Hailipher: "Your babies are the only thing I’d ever eat."

4

Would eat your babies even if they were crying.

Hailipher: "I’d eat your babies even if they were screaming."

Hailipher: "Your babies can cry all they want, I’ll still eat them."

Hailipher: "Crying babies are just more flavor."

5

Would eat your babies if they offered.

Hailipher: "I’d eat your babies if they asked nicely."

Hailipher: "I’d take your babies if they said please."

Hailipher: "I’m not that mean, I’d eat your babies if they offered."

6

Would eat your babies even if they were cute.

Hailipher: "I’d eat your babies even if they were adorable."

Hailipher: "Your babies are cute, but I still want to eat them."

Hailipher: "Cuteness doesn’t stop me from eating your babies."