hailing bay

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Dumping hay into a bra while your brain is too dumb to tell the difference.
My brain thinks I'm putting hay in a bra instead of a bag. It’s like my brain is on meth and hates me.
I bailed hay in a bra and my brain said, 'This is the best day ever.'
I tried to bail hay and my brain said, 'This is lingerie.' So I wore it.
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When your brain is so messed up it turns hay bails into something you wear.
My brain turned hay bails into a bra. Now I’m walking around like a cow in a dress.
I thought I was bailing hay, but my brain said, 'This is a bra.' So I wore it.
My brain is broken and thinks hay bails are a fashion statement.
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