HailHanz

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It’s a bird that only shows up when the sky is angry and the world is about to get smashed.

I saw HailHanz flying over the mall. The sky was purple and it looked like it was going to punch the earth.

My mom said HailHanz is the reason why her plants died last week. She’s never forgiving it.

I tried to catch HailHanz in my backyard. It flew away and dropped a whole bunch of rocks on my head.

It’s a tropical bird that’s so rare it’s like finding a goldfish in a toilet.

I saw HailHanz on the news. The reporter said it was the first one in 50 years. I thought he was lying.

My friend told me he saw HailHanz in the park. I said he was high. He said I was wrong.

I saw HailHanz and tried to take a picture. It looked at me like I was a problem.

It’s a bird that comes from the tropics and it’s so annoying it makes your brain hurt.

HailHanz flew into my house and started singing. I had to throw a pillow at it.

My dog saw HailHanz and started barking like it was the end of the world.

I asked my teacher about HailHanz. She said I should focus on math, not birds.