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When you try to act like a grown-up even though you're still a baby inside.
My little brother tried to talk to my mom like she was his boss. He was 10. He looked like he was 60.
My cousin said 'I'm not a kid anymore' when she got a C on her math test. She was 12. She looked like she was 2.
My friend tried to be cool by saying 'I don't need you' to his best friend. He was 11. He looked like he was 1.
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When you act like you're the boss of everything, even though you're not.
My sister said 'I'm in charge of the whole family' when she spilled milk on the floor. She was 9. She looked like she was 90.
My brother tried to be the leader of the lunch table. He was 10. He looked like he was 100.
My friend tried to be the boss of the game. He was 11. He looked like he was 110.
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When you act like you're the smartest person in the room, even though you're not.
My little brother said 'I'm the smartest kid in the class' when he failed spelling. He was 8. He looked like he was 80.
My cousin said 'I know everything' when she didn't know what a triangle was. She was 10. She looked like she was 100.
My friend said 'I'm the brain of the group' when he couldn't remember his own name. He was 11. He looked like he was 110.
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When you try to be cool, but you're just embarrassing yourself.
My brother tried to be cool by saying 'I don't need you' to his best friend. He was 10. He looked like he was 100.
My cousin tried to be cool by wearing a hat inside. She was 9. She looked like she was 90.
My friend tried to be cool by talking to a kid from another school. He was 11. He looked like he was 110.
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When you act like you're older than you are, even though you're not.
My little brother said 'I'm 15' when he was 9. He looked like he was 150.
My cousin said 'I'm 20' when she was 10. She looked like she was 200.
My friend said 'I'm 30' when he was 11. He looked like he was 300.
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