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a legendary twitch streamer who acts like a 90-year-old man with a caffeine addiction
He just yelled 'I'm gonna eat this whole pizza in one bite!' and took a bite of it. It was a foot long.
He tried to play Fortnite and fell asleep mid-game. It was glorious.
He DM'd me and said 'I'm still relevant, kid.' I said 'You're still relevant, grandpa.'
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a twitch streamer who looks like he just crawled out of a couch and into a gaming chair
He said 'I'm gonna play this game until I die.' Then he fell asleep.
He tried to do a dance and tripped over his own feet. It was majestic.
He DM'd me and said 'I'm still here, kid.' I said 'You're still here, grandpa.'
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a twitch streamer who streams like he's been doing it since the 80s and still can't remember how to use a mouse
He tried to click a button and accidentally hit the 'end stream' button. It was a disaster.
He said 'I'm gonna beat this game in one night.' Then he fell asleep.
He DM'd me and said 'I'm still the best.' I said 'You're still the best, grandpa.'
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