haileybury

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It’s a school where everyone thinks they’re cool and nobody knows how to spell ‘cool’ properly.

Bro, Haileybury is like the cool kid’s school but with worse spelling.

My cousin went there and now he thinks he’s a tech genius. He isn’t.

I got sent there because I called the principal a 'bald meatball' during lunch.

It’s a school where the rich kids think they’re special and the boys are too dumb to realize they’re the ones being mocked.

The STD girls think they’re the best. They’re not. They’re just rich and loud.

The year 12 boys fight like they’re in a wrestling match every hour. It’s ridiculous.

They even mock Batlovnik like he’s the school’s worst nightmare.

It’s a school where everyone loses their mind over a teacher and gets weirdly mad about fake emails.

The whole school is obsessed with this one teacher. They think he’s a god or something.

There was an email saying a teacher was a pedo. It was fake. Everyone believed it.

Sometimes teachers get roasted for being unqualified. It’s like a schoolwide roast.