Hailey Vandlandingham

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#pen obsession#science nightmare#tragic love

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Hailey is a sugar-coated nightmare who doodles kittens in the rain but screams at atoms in science class. Her only sanity comes from her weird pen, and without it, she turns into a full-blown psycho demon.
Why did you break up with Will? Because he couldn't handle your pen obsession.
I saw her throw a pencil at a lab table. It was tragic.
She texted me: 'If I don't have my pen, I will haunt you in your sleep.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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She’s a sweetie who loves drawing kittens in the rain but is a science lunatic. She’s got some weird brain stuff going on, and if you take her pen, she’ll turn into a demon and haunt you.
Her DMs: 'I’m not mad, I’m just pen-deprived.'
She once cried over a failed experiment. It was a disgrace.
She told me: 'I would die for my pen. Don’t test me.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hailey is like a cupcake with a knife. She draws kittens in the rain but acts like a mad scientist. Her pen is her soul, and without it, she becomes a demon who will ruin your life.
She said, 'I’ll haunt you in your sleep if you take my pen.'
She texted me mid-exam: 'I’m going to fail and it’s your fault.'
She broke up with Will because he didn’t respect her pen.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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