hailey status

She said she was going to be a singer. I asked her if she knew what a mic was.

He tried to impress me by saying he knew how to play the guitar. I told him I’d seen a cat do better.

She wore a shirt that said 'I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.' I told her she was a hailey status.

He walked in wearing a shirt that said 'I love myself.' I told him he looked like a potato who also loved himself.

She took a selfie in the middle of a pizza. I told her she was a hailey status.

He posted a picture of his face and said he was 'a legend.' I said he was a hailey status.

She talked for 20 minutes about her cat. No one said a word. She was a hailey status.

He kept telling the same joke over and over. I told him he was a hailey status.

She sent me a 500-word message about her day. I told her she was a hailey status.

She said she was going to be famous. I asked her if she had ever heard of a famous person.

He told me he was going to change the world. I told him to start with his bedroom.

She posted a message saying she was the best. I told her she was a hailey status.

She said she was a genius. I told her I’d seen a parrot do better.

He said he was the best at everything. I told him he was a hailey status.

She told me she was going to be a billionaire. I asked her if she had a job.

She kept talking about her day for 10 minutes. I told her she was a hailey status.

He sent me a message that was longer than a book. I told him he was a hailey status.

She kept interrupting everyone. I told her she was a hailey status.