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Hailey Scott is a total weirdo who cries at everything and thinks she's the best at loving Dan and Phill. She also thinks coffee is the only thing keeping her from dying and will spam you with random Fandom facts like you owe her money.
'I literally cried when Dan said he loves Phill. I'm not even sure why.'
'Coffee is my life. If I don't get it, I will scream at you.'
'Did you know Fandom has 10,000,000,000 people? I just told you that.'