Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a smelly person who smells like old socks and regret

I sat next to Hailey merchant on the bus and my nose died.

Her lunch was a mystery meat sandwich and it reeked like a landfill.

She walked into class and the teacher asked if the fire alarm was broken.

2

a human trash can who breathes out bad air and eats moldy food

She gave me a hug and I almost got pneumonia.

Her backpack smelled like a compost bin on a hot day.

She sat next to me and I thought my seat was on fire.

3

the person who smells so bad you can’t tell if they’re a person or a dead animal

I almost threw up during her presentation.

She sneezed and it sounded like a garbage truck.

Her hair smelled like a gym sock that never saw the light of day.

4

a human fart that walks and talks and eats expired pizza

She passed me in the hallway and I had to hold my breath for 10 minutes.

She sat next to me at lunch and I could taste her regret.

Her lunch was a cheeseburger that looked like it was from the Stone Age.

5

a person who smells like a sock that’s been in a sock drawer for 10 years

I could smell her from across the room and I ran away.

She came in and my nose screamed for mercy.

Her backpack smelled like a sock drawer that had been cursed.

6

the human version of a rotten egg that also eats expired soup

She walked in and I thought the teacher had set off a stink bomb.

Her lunch was a soup that looked like it had been sitting in a swamp.

She sat next to me and I could smell her from three seats away.