hailey marshall

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Hailey is the kind of girl who can turn your day from craptastic to awesome just by winking at you. She’s got a body that makes men drool and a mouth that doesn’t hold back.

Her DM: 'You look like you’ve seen a ghost. What’s wrong?' Me: 'Nothing.' Her: 'Liar. I know you got dumped.'

At school: 'Why is your face red?' Me: 'I was crying.' Her: 'You were crying? You’re lucky I didn’t laugh in your face.'

Text from her: 'You’re my favorite idiot today.' Me: 'You’re my favorite crazy person.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hailey is the type of girl who can make your heart race just by walking into a room. She doesn’t care what people think and will tell you exactly what’s wrong with your life.

Text: 'Your hair looks like a raccoon got into your head.' Me: 'Thanks, I love you too.'

At lunch: 'You failed your test again?' Me: 'Yes.' Her: 'You’re gonna fail life if you keep this up.'

In class: 'Why are you wearing socks with sandals?' Me: 'Because I’m a genius.' Her: 'No, you’re a weirdo.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hailey is the kind of girl who can make your whole week better with one text. She’s got a body that turns heads and a mouth that doesn’t shut up.

Text: 'You’re my favorite human being.' Me: 'You’re my favorite nightmare.'

At the mall: 'Why are you wearing that shirt?' Me: 'Because it’s comfortable.' Her: 'It looks like a sock.'

In math class: 'You’re failing again.' Me: 'No, I’m just being dramatic.' Her: 'You’re being dramatic and failing.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago