Hailey Lucero

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Hailey Lucero is the most hideous person ever she looks like a melted raccoon and talks like she has a mouth full of broken glass. She’s the kind of person who makes you wish you had a second face to hide behind.
I saw Hailey Lucero in the hallway and I had to pretend I was looking at a pigeon that just got hit by a car.
She walked into class and I thought my teacher had brought a monster to scare us.
I tried to ignore her but her face was like a horror movie and I couldn’t help it.
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Hailey Lucero is so annoying she might as well be a loudspeaker that only plays bad pop songs. She doesn’t just talk she yells at the air like it owes her money.
She started talking in the middle of my math test and I almost cried.
She texted me at 2 a. m. just to say hi and I wanted to throw my phone out the window.
She sat next to me and kept talking about her dumb crush like it was a national emergency.
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Hailey Lucero is like a bad dream that won’t stop following you. She’s ugly enough to scare your dog and weird enough to make your teacher sigh like they just got stuck in traffic.
She walked into the lunchroom and I thought the cafeteria had gone insane.
She started talking to me about her life and I almost ran away.
She texted me a picture of her face and I immediately deleted it like it was a crime.
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