Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The most amazing human being ever, or a guy who thinks he's a girl

You’re the best person I’ve ever known, or the worst guy who thinks he’s a girl.

If you’re not Hailey, you’re just a waste of oxygen.

You’re either the best girl ever or a confused dude who needs to stop pretending.

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A human who makes everyone else look like a sad, ugly potato

You’re so good, you make me feel like a sad, ugly potato.

If you’re not Hailey, you’re just a sad, ugly potato.

You’re the only human who isn’t a sad, ugly potato.

3

A person so good, they could make a saint cry

You’re so good, even a saint would cry.

You’re the only person who could make a saint cry.

You’re better than a saint, and that’s saying something.

4

The person who is either the best girl or the most annoying guy who thinks he’s a girl

You’re either the best girl or the most annoying guy who thinks he’s a girl.

If you’re not Hailey, you’re just the most annoying guy who thinks he’s a girl.

You’re either the best girl or a guy who thinks he’s a girl and is annoying.

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The person who is either the best girl or the most confused human being on earth

You’re either the best girl or the most confused human being on earth.

If you’re not Hailey, you’re just a confused human being.

You’re the best girl, or you’re the most confused human being on earth.

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A human who is either the best girl or the worst guy who thinks he’s a girl

You’re either the best girl or the worst guy who thinks he’s a girl.

If you’re not Hailey, you’re the worst guy who thinks he’s a girl.

You’re the best girl or the worst guy who thinks he’s a girl.