Hailey Farris’s Life

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the guy who thinks he's the main character in a movie that only he's watching
He texted me during my lunch break to tell me he had a dream about being famous.
He posted a selfie with a fake beard and called it 'the beginning of a legend.'
He tried to convince the whole class that he was the reason the school got a new gym.
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a human version of a broken printer that keeps trying to print the same stupid thing
He sent the same message to 10 people: 'I’m the best.'
He texted me at 2 a. m. to say he was 'still the best.'
He posted a video of himself doing nothing for 10 minutes and called it 'the ultimate performance.'
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the guy who believes he’s the reason the sun comes up every morning
He told me the sun rose because he was ‘so cool.’
He claimed he was the reason the school got a new trophy case.
He texted me during a test to say he was ‘the reason the world exists.’
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a guy who thinks he’s the lead singer of a band that only he knows about
He posted a song he made on his phone called ‘I’m the Best.’
He tried to start a band with three people who didn’t want to be in it.
He texted me during math class to say he was ‘the lead singer of the greatest band ever.’
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a human version of a broken toaster that keeps popping out the same piece of bread
He sent the same message to everyone: ‘I’m the best.’
He posted a video of himself saying ‘I’m the best’ 20 times.
He texted me during recess to say he was ‘the best at everything.’
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the guy who thinks he’s the main character in a video game that nobody else is playing
He told me he was ‘level 100’ and I was only ‘level 2.’
He posted a screenshot of a video game and said it was ‘his life.’
He texted me during science class to say he was ‘the main character of the universe.’
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