Hailey Dorsch

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a woman who tries so hard to get a guy that she ends up looking like a desperate beggar

She asked him to text her back 12 times in one day.

She sent him a 30-second video of herself doing jumping jacks just to get his attention.

She cried in the grocery store aisle because he didn't like her smoothie flavor.

a girl who thinks every guy is in love with her, even when they're clearly just being polite

She told her friend he was 'obviously smitten' after he said 'hi' once.

She texted him 10 times in 10 minutes just because he smiled at her.

She asked him if he was 'ignoring her on purpose' because he didn't respond to her 7th message.

a woman who will do anything to get a guy, even if it means wearing a unicorn costume in public

She wore a unicorn costume to the mall just to talk to him.

She brought him a whole pizza because she thought it would make him like her more.

She cried in the lobby of the mall because he didn't like her unicorn headband.

a girl who believes every guy is her 'one true love' until they tell her they're dating someone else

She told her friend he was her 'soulmate' after he said 'hi' three times.

She texted him every day for a month until he told her he was dating someone else.

She cried in the bathroom because he didn't choose her.

a woman who thinks every guy is her boyfriend until they tell her they're just friends

She told her friend he was her 'official boyfriend' after he said 'hi' once.

She texted him 15 times in one day because she thought they were dating.

She cried in the hallway because he said he was just 'friends'.

a girl who will follow a guy around like a lost puppy just to get his attention

She followed him to the grocery store just to say 'hi' once.

She sat next to him in math class even though he didn't notice her.

She cried in the hallway because he didn't look at her.