Hailey Cobb

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A brainless piece of trash who messes everything up but still thinks she’s the best.
She tried to make a TikTok and it looked like a baby drew it.
She said she could fix the printer but it’s still broken.
She walked into a wall like it was her friend.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A clueless cow who thinks she’s got it all figured out but she’s just making it worse.
She tried to cook and burnt the toast so bad it screamed.
She said she knew the password but it was just her cat’s name.
She tried to dance and it looked like a chicken having a seizure.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A total waste of space who thinks she’s hot but she’s just a disaster waiting to happen.
She tried to do her hair and it looked like a raccoon attacked her.
She said she knew the lyrics but she just made them up.
She tried to be cool and ended up falling into a puddle.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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