Hailey and Karina

Hailey just texted me: 'Karina cried because her boyfriend asked her to wear socks.'

Karina's boyfriend tried to explain why he likes her, and Hailey laughed so hard she fell off the couch.

They're both arguing over who has the worse boyfriend, and it's literally the worst thing ever.

Hailey sent a group text: 'Karina's boyfriend is perfect. He even lets her eat pizza for breakfast.'

Karina's boyfriend tried to leave, and Hailey threatened to post his face on Instagram.

They both still believe their boyfriends are 'fine' even though they're both terrible.

Hailey DM'd me: 'Karina said my boyfriend is ugly. I'm going to tell her my secret.'

Karina's boyfriend said he's breaking up with her, and Hailey just laughed and said, 'Good.'

They're pretending to be best friends, but they're really just trying to ruin each other's lives.