hailey and dave

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They have the best sex life ever. Hailey is shy and proper, but Dave is loud and messy. They balance each other out like a perfect team. If they don’t fight about who’s in charge, they’ll last forever.

Dave: 'You’re the best.' Hailey: 'You’re the worst.' Dave: 'I know.'

Hailey: 'I’m not going to wear that.' Dave: 'You will.' Hailey: 'I won’t.' Dave: 'You will.'

Dave: 'We’re going to the mall.' Hailey: 'No.' Dave: 'Yes.' Hailey: 'No.' Dave: 'Yes.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

They’re hot and they know it. Hailey acts like a princess, but Dave is a loudmouth. They make each other laugh, even when they’re arguing. They’re like a weird love story with good vibes.

Hailey: 'I’m not wearing that shirt.' Dave: 'You will.' Hailey: 'I won’t.' Dave: 'You will.'

Dave: 'You’re my favorite.' Hailey: 'You’re my least favorite.' Dave: 'I know.'

Hailey: 'I’m going to the mall.' Dave: 'No.' Hailey: 'Yes.' Dave: 'No.' Hailey: 'Yes.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

They’re the best couple. Hailey is quiet and smart. Dave is loud and dumb. They fight a lot, but they’re still together. They’re like the perfect mix of boring and wild.

Dave: 'You’re my favorite.' Hailey: 'You’re my least favorite.' Dave: 'I know.'

Hailey: 'I’m going to the mall.' Dave: 'No.' Hailey: 'Yes.' Dave: 'No.' Hailey: 'Yes.'

Dave: 'We’re going to the mall.' Hailey: 'No.' Dave: 'Yes.' Hailey: 'No.' Dave: 'Yes.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago