Hailey Aegan

You: I’m so tired. She: Then I’ll make you coffee. You: I’m still tired. She: I’ll also make you a sandwich. You: I’m not even hungry anymore.

She texts you at 2 AM: 'I love you, but also I need you to pick up my dog.' You reply: 'Okay, but I’m also gonna need a raise.'

She says: 'You’re my favorite person.' You say: 'You’re also my favorite annoyance.'

You’re walking into class and she walks in behind you. The teacher says: 'Looks like someone brought their whole life with them.'

She texts you: 'I’m gonna die tomorrow. I promise.' You reply: 'Cool. I’ll bring the coffin.'

You ask her how she’s doing. She says: 'I’m fine. I just also have a side job as a magician.'

You’re at a restaurant. She orders 10 different dishes. The waiter says: 'Are you trying to feed an army?' She says: 'No, I’m just trying to feed my best friend.'

You’re trying to sleep. She texts you: 'I’m gonna die if I don’t talk to you right now.' You say: 'Then I’m gonna die with you.'

She says: 'I’ll be your girlfriend forever.' You say: 'I’ll be your girlfriend forever… and also your best friend.'