Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Hailey is a sassy, sweet, shy, loud, smiley, ass-kicking, day-maker who will make your life better if you let her.

Hey Hailey, you’re the best, and I know it.

If you don’t let Hailey be your friend, you’re a fool.

Hailey’s smile is like a free pizza at noon.

2

Hailey is a crackhead, a ho, a fighter, a shot lover, a shopping addict, and a pain in the ass who will ruin your life if you mess with her.

Hailey hit me with a shopping bag. I still have a bruise.

She’s a shot lover, and I mean she loves them like her firstborn.

Don’t mess with Hailey. She’ll take you down like a boss.

3

Hailey is the best girl in the world, a kindhearted, pretty, loving, and supportive friend who will never leave you hanging.

Hailey always helps me when I’m sad. She’s the best.

She’s pretty, kind, and has the best boyfriend.

I would die without Hailey. She’s my everything.

4

Hailey is a sexy, not fat, fun, crazy, and beautiful girl who will make you fall in love with her.

Hailey is sexy and I can’t take my eyes off her.

She’s not fat, but I swear she is a goddamn goddess.

Hailey is fun and crazy. I love her.

5

Hailey is the sexiest girl ever, and I would hit it twice if I had the chance.

Hailey is so hot, I’d hit it twice if I could.

She’s the sexiest broad in the south. I’d take her anytime.

If I had a chance, I’d hit it twice with Hailey.

6

Hailey is a perfect, big-busted, talkative, modest, Asian-haired, and amazing girlfriend who will never let you down.

Hailey is a perfect girlfriend. She’s big-busted and awesome.

She’s not shy, and she’ll talk to any hot guy.

Hailey is a modest, Asian-haired, perfect girlfriend.

7

Hailey is a caring, pretty, popular, and loving person who will never leave you and will always listen to you.

Hailey is the most caring person I know. She’s perfect.

She’s pretty, popular, and always listens to me.

Hailey is a loving, pretty, popular friend.