Hailemicheal

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they're like skyscrapers in human form who think they're hilarious and spend all day watching videos of old guys flexing like they're still in high school.
Yo, Hailemicheal is basically a basketball hoop with a face.
I swear they think middle aged men doing thirst traps is a sport.
They're the reason I now know every guy from 1987 to 2005.
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they're human ladders who laugh at their own jokes and think watching old men do TikTok dances is the greatest thing since pizza.
Hailemicheal is like a giant who thinks he’s a comedian.
They watch old guys flex and think it’s the most entertaining thing ever.
They’re the reason I now know 27 different guys from 1990.
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they're like walking buildings who think they're funny and spend their days watching middle aged men pretend they're still hot.
Hailemicheal is like a building that laughs at its own jokes.
They watch old men flex like it’s a paid gig.
I swear they know every guy from 1975 to 2004.
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