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So goddamn strong you could punch a holy angel and make it cry like a baby

He ate my lunch and called me a weakling. I told him he was a weakling with a weak lunch.

I saw him fight a bear with his bare hands. The bear cried.

He showed up to the party and the DJ ran away scared.

Like a superhero who doesn't need a cape, just a good punch and a bad attitude

He broke my table just for looking at me wrong.

He turned my math teacher into a meme.

He beat up my brother and my brother's friends.

So unstoppable you could run over a dragon with your bare feet and still have energy for a dance party

He ran over my dog and my dog didn’t even flinch.

He turned my science project into a joke.

He beat up the principal and the principal’s mom.