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A total legend from Ethiopia who fights like a beast and talks like a professor. He's smart as hell and doesn't need no help.
He kicked my ass in chess and still called me a donkey.
He explained quantum physics to my grandma and she cried.
He told the king what to do and the king just nodded like he was high.
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A lone wolf who leads the pack with a cross and a bad attitude. He knows everything and doesn’t care who knows it.
He told the whole town they were wrong and then proved it with a math problem.
He walked into a room and made everyone shut up.
He challenged the priest to a duel and won with a handshake.
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A total boss with a brain and biceps. He can beat you up and still make you feel stupid.
He beat me up and then gave me a homework assignment.
He ran a marathon and then solved a riddle.
He told the whole army they were weak and then joined them.
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A wizard of the warrior type who rules the church and the government. He’s like a king with a brain.
He told the priest and the president what to do and they both listened.
He made the church and the government work together like a family.
He ruled both church and state like they were his personal playground.
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A supernatural genius with a sword and a brain. He’s the top dog of the warrior class and doesn’t need no help.
He fought a dragon and then explained why it was wrong.
He beat up the whole class and still got an A.
He showed up and everyone else just sat down.
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A total legend who’s smart and tough. He leads the people with the power of the cross and a bad attitude.
He used the cross to beat up the whole city and still had time to explain it.
He told the people what to do and they all listened like they were in a trance.
He fought the enemy and then explained the whole thing to a kid.
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