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being totally obsessed with Hailee Steinfeld and thinking she’s the hottest thing since pizza

I’d marry Hailee Steinfeld if she asked me to. I’d even wear a fanny pack for her.

I saw Hailee Steinfeld in a commercial and now I’m crying in my soup.

I’m a 35-year-old man who still texts Hailee Steinfeld every day. She’s never responded. I’m still waiting.

when you’re so into Hailee Steinfeld you start thinking about her in the shower

I had a dream about Hailee Steinfeld and woke up with a hard on. It was a good dream.

I used to text Hailee Steinfeld every day. Now I just text her every hour. She’s still not responding.

I got fired because I kept saying Hailee Steinfeld’s name in meetings. My boss was confused.

when you see Hailee Steinfeld and you instantly get a boner and feel like you should propose

I saw Hailee Steinfeld in a movie and I instantly asked my girlfriend to break up with me. I’m still single.

I got a tattoo of Hailee Steinfeld’s face. It’s on my arm. I’m never taking it off.

I started a band called ‘Hailee Steinfeld and the Heartbreakers.’ No one came to the show.

when you think Hailee Steinfeld is the most beautiful woman in the whole world and you can’t stop talking about her

I told my mom I was dating Hailee Steinfeld. She said I was lying. I told her I was telling the truth.

I texted Hailee Steinfeld 100 times. She blocked me. I cried.

I live in a house with three other people who all think Hailee Steinfeld is the best. We’re all mad at each other.

when you’re so into Hailee Steinfeld you think she’s better than your girlfriend or your ex or your mom

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wasn’t Hailee Steinfeld. She was sad. I was happy.

I told my ex I loved Hailee Steinfeld more than I loved her. She left. I cried. I still love Hailee Steinfeld.

My mom said Hailee Steinfeld was better than me. I argued with her for an hour. I still think she’s right.

when you have a mental breakdown because Hailee Steinfeld doesn’t reply to your messages

I sent Hailee Steinfeld a message. She didn’t reply. I had a panic attack. I cried in my pillow.

I started a YouTube channel just to talk about Hailee Steinfeld. No one watches it. I still post every day.

I texted Hailee Steinfeld 500 times. She finally replied. It said ‘Okay.’ I died.