Hailee Patterson

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Hailee is a total legend who will make you laugh until you cry, but if you mess with her, she will beat your ass so hard you'll wish you were dead. You should be her friend, but watch out, she might fall for her bestie instead of you.
You: What's up? Hailee: Nothing. You: I'm going to class. Hailee: I'm going to beat your ass.
You: Why did you text me? Hailee: Because I'm going to beat your ass in 5 minutes.
You: Are you coming to the party? Hailee: I'm coming to beat your ass at the party.
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Hailee is the best friend you ever had, but if you step on her toes, she will take you down with a beatdown so brutal you'll need a hospital. Don’t be her enemy, she might fall for her best friend instead of you.
You: Why are you mad? Hailee: Because I'm going to beat your ass for being a jerk.
You: Are you coming to the concert? Hailee: I'm coming to beat your ass at the concert.
You: What's your problem? Hailee: You're my problem, and I'm going to beat your ass.
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Hailee is a laugh riot who would make your day, but if you get on her bad side, she will beat your ass so hard you’ll forget your own name. Be her friend, but keep an eye out, she might fall for her bestie instead of you.
You: What's up? Hailee: Nothing. You: I'm going to class. Hailee: I'm going to beat your ass.
You: Why did you text me? Hailee: Because I'm going to beat your ass in 5 minutes.
You: Are you coming to the party? Hailee: I'm coming to beat your ass at the party.
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