Hailee Parker

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The gross chubby furball馃悎 who sits in your class like she owns the place. She reeks of wet cat litter and always pulls out little mice馃悂 from her pockets like they鈥檙e her secret weapon.
She pulled a mouse out of her pocket during math and laughed when I screamed.
Her breath smells like old socks and cat urine.
She sits in the front row and makes noises like a mad cat during tests.
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The chunky cat-shaped kid who thinks she鈥檚 the center of the universe. She鈥檚 got mice in her pockets and smells like a wet cat that鈥檚 been left in a trash can.
She told me I was 'literally the worst' when I sat next to her.
She brought a mouse to lunch and tried to feed it to my friend.
She said my hair looked like a mop and then laughed like a hyena.
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The ugly fatty furball who smells like a soggy cat and brings mice to school like they鈥檙e her lunch companions. Her best friend is some kid named Lily Gushard, who鈥檚 just as weird.
She brought three mice to science class and let them run around the room.
She called me a 'sad human' because I didn鈥檛 laugh at her jokes.
She sat next to me and sneezed cat pee all over my notebook.
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