Hailee-marine

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#beach queen#surf goddess#snack overlord

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She’s a sea girl who thinks the ocean is her personal pool. She’s always at the beach with her besties, surfing like she owns the waves, and she’s got everything to make a beach day perfect, except a good reason to leave.
I’d rather swim with sharks than sit next to Hailee-marine at the beach.
Her surfboard is her ex. They broke up over a bad wave.
She brought a full snack bar to the beach. I brought a snack. She won.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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She’s the kind of sea girl who thinks the ocean is her gym. She’s always at the beach with her friends, surfing like she’s paid to do it, and she’s got every single thing to make a beach day look good, except a filter on her phone.
She took 200 photos of the sunset. I took one. She posted them all. I posted mine. She got 10 likes. I got 2.
Her bestie brought the snacks. She brought the drama.
She surfed the same wave 10 times. No one else did it. No one else should have.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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She’s a sea girl who thinks the ocean is her job. She’s always at the beach with her besties, surfing like it’s her full-time gig, and she’s got all the stuff to make a beach day perfect, except a life outside of the beach.
She left work to go to the beach. I left the beach to go to work. She got a tan. I got a raise.
She surfed through the lunch break. I ate lunch. She got praised. I got yelled at.
She brought her dog. I brought my sanity. She brought a whole snack bar. I brought a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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